Thursday, April 06, 2006

Don't mess with the Bigredhammer!

Mess with MSN Messenger!
It was a dark and stormy night... The Bigredhammer sat alone in his bedroom. Well, not quite alone, his roommate was asleep in the bunk. Only the light of the monitor illuminated the room and Bigredhammer's face. The street light outside his window flickered on an off in it's endless pulse. Our hero double-clicked on the little blue icon next to the tray clock. Up popped a small window in the corner. It may be small but it was powerful. Through it's near magical powers it allowed Bigredhammer to communicate with many friends, 7 of them at their computer that very instant.

Bigredhammer went about his mission, using the Messenger to write clandestine messages to his friends. Sadly his mission was hampered by the ads and worthless buttons that littered the program's interface. He remembered another friend he needed to message, but that person wasn't listed in the current MSN Messenger's list. He had to log out and enter another account to message his friend. He started to write a long message to said friend and hit an invisible wall. Blast! The typing window could only accept so many characters! Unfathomable! But there was hope in sight!

After some searching online, the Bigredhammer came to a site boasting a program that could change everything, the Bigredhammer would be able to complete his mission of world importance without being hampered by the annoyances of his near-magical MSN Messenger. And that program was the Mess patch. It removed those unnecessary buttons and annoying ads. He could then open more than one account with MSN Messenger at a time. He could type up to 500 characters in one window. It was glorious to behold. The Bigredhammer would have let out a "woot" of joy, if it hadn't been for his sleeping roommate. So he let out a mini-woot.


woot!

You may have clandestine mission too that require you to remain unhampered by so many annoyances. The Bigredhammer is not so selfish that he wouldn't share his magical add-on for MSN Messenger with others. You can get it here! Thank goodness for Messers!

22 comments:

witbyt said...

Great blog and good job on winning the mess.be competetion!

Dren T. Martin said...

You win! You Rock! Haha! Good job. :)

PI said...

Nice read, good job in winning :).

Anonymous said...

Grr! I wanted to win! I will have my revenge!! Just you wait!!

Anonymous said...

who cares but congrats lol

mltz2plz said...

Hey, kool kid blog there! u deserved to win! good job chum.
-Nick-

Anonymous said...

And he's a LDS/Mormon!

Good Job :D

Anonymous said...

I know who you are and where you live... I'll kill you...

Corey said...

Nice! Made me laugh... Good Job!

Anonymous said...

wow big deal, it took you how many years to find messpatch, the program was invented years ago even when msn 5 and 6 were out, you're pretty slow there buddy

Anonymous said...

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE WON YOU EVIL PERSON.

You didn't meat the criteria for the contest.

Your blog is clearly about Mess patch for MSN Messenger not Windows Live Messenger!!!

I WILL KILL YOU

Jack said...

For the anonymous morons: It was a competition from mess.be So STHU!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Good job man...
I like your Blog really. It's alright, that you won the mess.be contest!

Don't worry about shit like that:
" YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE WON YOU EVIL PERSON...
...I WILL KILL YOU "
he's only a LITTLE BIT jealous ;)

Greeeeeez Tobiaz
(Meet me at http://www.msgnews.ch.vu)

Anonymous said...

I am not jellous.

i didn't even enter.

BigRedHammer said...

Thanks guys for all the entries!

Bigredhammer

Nollog said...

LoL
mini-woot > woot

Congrats.

weirdal said...

"wow big deal, it took you how many years to find messpatch, the program was invented years ago even when msn 5 and 6 were out, you're pretty slow there buddy"

you idiot. it was "invented" about 2 years ago, if that. It certainly wasn't out when MSN messenger 5 was, and it DEFINATLY wasn't out when MSN 5 was out, as that was released before messenger 5.x.
I can't remember if it was out when messenger 6.x was, for some reason I remember it comming out arround the time of 7.x. I could be wrong though

but it's asinine to say it was out when MSN 5/6 were out, that was ages ago. they are on what, version 9 or 10 now?

J.B. said...

You won, dont listen to what the fuck anyone else says, they obviously didnt win!

Owen said...

Congrats on winning the comp dude!

Anonymous said...

Congrats...

It came out for 6.*

Anonymous said...

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