So late last week I went to a Chinese restaurant. As you may know, I always keep the latest fortune from my fortune cookie in my wallet. I've had one in my wallet since 2002.
Some of them have been insightful, others were less important.
This last one... Well, I'll let you read it.
"A new hat will brighten your day give you an updated look."
Yes, so I need to do two things. First, head to the mall and find myself a new chapeau. Second, I need to go eat Chinese so I can get a more worthwhile fortune!